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Reply #80 - 02/17/09 at 1:20am
 
Biff wrote on 02/17/09 at 1:03am:
NO!  ABSOLUTELY NOT!  IF STEPHEN BAKER DOES NOT REALIZE IT, IT IS NOT HEROQUEST.  YOU COPIERS!  COPYING THE ONE SINGLE BOARD GAME THAT HAS REACHED THE PINNACLE OF PLAYABILITY IN A BOARD GAME REALIZED BY STEPHEN BAKER IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND NOT THE WORKS OF STEPHEN BAKER, REALIZER AND CREATOR OF HEROQUEST AND ALSO HEROSCAPE, THE ONLY GAMES REALIZED BY STEPHEN BAKER WHICH HAVE REACHED THE UTMOST ZENITH OF BOARD GAME ENJOYABILITY, WHICH ARE CREATED ONLY BY STEPHEN BAKER AND ANYTHING REALIZED IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IS A COPY AND A FRAUD OF A GAME CREATED AND REALIZED BY STEPHEN BAKER.


Haha, man, that was good.
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Reply #81 - 02/17/09 at 10:39am
 
Biff wrote on 02/17/09 at 9:55am:
zepgodiria wrote on 02/17/09 at 8:48am:
of course Tarantino would direct a talking scene.  thats what he's good at.  long drawn out boring talking scenes.


If he was good at them he wouldn't be such a terrible fucking actor.

Well I'm not sure if that makes any sense but he's a terrible fucking actor.
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Reply #82 - 02/20/09 at 11:54am
 
CowHornMotherfucker wrote on 02/20/09 at 3:30am:
Slev wrote on 02/19/09 at 1:14pm:
The lost files meant that everything would have to be re-typed and the artwork re-made, effectively a new edition, which they couldn't afford to do.



Ahhhhh tell Jervis to get of his fucking arse and stop spouting that rubbish in his column and get to writing some new rules......lazy cunt!!!

"OooooOooo buy the 86 tanks in a box, set because we can use them all at once......and I've just found the joys of painting after 30 years.....John Blanche is old......"

Shut the fuck up Jerv, you retard and get some fucking decent dungeon crawling rules and minis set up......twat!


No idea what Jervis writes about but this was funny as hell.
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Reply #83 - 02/21/09 at 1:14pm
 
drathe wrote on 02/21/09 at 12:12pm:
Wolf wrote on 02/21/09 at 6:45am:
Bruenor is sounding like John!  What's he talking about?


Little unbeknownst to the world of HeroQuest.  Stephen Baker was not the sole realizer of European HeroQuest, the pinnacle of Fantasy Board Gaming.  Jervis Johnson who works at Games Workshop, and not Hasbro, was a co-realizer of European HeroQuest, the pinnacle of Fantasy Board Gaming.  Jervis Johnson also realized many other Fantasy games at Games Workshop such as Advanced HeroQuest.  However, they were not realized in any way by Stephen Baker and are not the pinnacle of Fantasy Board Games.  They are just copies of European HeroQuest, realized by Stephen Baker.

I feel like I just bought a one-way ticket to Hell... realized by Stephen Baker.


Hilarious on its own, but...
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Reply #84 - 02/21/09 at 1:14pm
 
Mortimer wrote on 02/21/09 at 1:03pm:
drathe wrote on 02/21/09 at 12:12pm:
I feel like I just bought a one-way ticket to Hell... realized by Stephen Baker.


I realize this.
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Reply #85 - 06/17/09 at 2:50pm
 
I think you need to edit my name to Stephan Baker in that one for the full effect Smiley
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Reply #86 - 06/18/09 at 12:46pm
 
No one can sound like john but john !  ShitColoredGrin ShitColoredGrin ShitColoredGrin ShitColoredGlasses
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Reply #87 - 06/18/09 at 2:41pm
 
Yeah, he's got that whole referencing himself in the third person thing down!
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Reply #88 - 06/23/09 at 9:27pm
 
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Now that is a mighty set of bitch tits


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Reply #89 - 07/02/09 at 10:28pm
 
zepgodiria wrote on 07/02/09 at 10:21pm:
Get your computer back and work on DC you cockpocket!


Haha, cockpocket! (Which I read as cockpuppet, which works too).
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Reply #90 - 07/18/09 at 7:11am
 
Jason wrote on 04/12/09 at 7:39pm:
I should have known that my posting of "hello" would wind up being a three page thread on butt pirates.  Oh well, I guess I bring that out in people.

Jason


I love coming back to the forums and finding things like this.
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Reply #91 - 07/18/09 at 7:11am
 
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Biff, once again, you missed Ogre apologizing to me for his intent on the picture.


Hold on one fucking second, I never apologized, I just said that I WAS doing it just to be an asshole, but I didn't apologize.

I am not sorry.

And I will do it again.


Ah, Ogre!
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Reply #92 - 08/20/09 at 1:57am
 
drathe wrote on 08/19/09 at 8:07pm:
darkmagician66699 wrote on 08/19/09 at 7:56pm:
Treat her like a wookie. Because wookies have been known to rip a man's limbs off for losing.


I think you should treat her like a woman. Women have been known to rip off a man's wookie when they lose.


Funniest thing I've read in ages.  Grin Grin Grin
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What would be really funny is to see Lurch with a woman ! ShitColoredGrin ShitColoredGrin ShitColoredGrin ShitColoredGlasses
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Reply #94 - 08/20/09 at 7:11pm
 
Why would I want to be seen with you John?  Kiss
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Reply #95 - 08/26/09 at 3:34am
 
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Can we make Cock Bitch! a rank?


Biff wrote on 08/20/09 at 11:38am:
Nah we wouldn't want to offend anyone.


Mortimer wrote on 08/20/09 at 1:38pm:
I would.  


Biff wrote on 08/20/09 at 2:07pm:
So would I.


Its all in the delivery.  Cheesy
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Reply #96 - 04/28/10 at 11:47pm
 
In response to the "Have you ever used the Genie spell to open a door?" poll:

LurchBrick wrote on 02/21/09 at 5:29pm:
I think I used it once when I first started playing HQ. I thought it might be an amazing strategic option that would come in handy, otherwise why would the King of realisation, Stephen Baker, have put it into the pinnacle of gaming goodness.


Stephen Baker references never get old.
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Reply #97 - 04/29/10 at 12:40am
 
bigbadbarrios wrote on 08/12/03 at 10:00am:
A possible idea would be to play out the buildin on a separate tile.
instead of a 3x5 crowded room, you could play the room on a separate tile, therefore when the heroes enter a building, you play it out on a separate tile, just an idea.


LurchBrick wrote on 08/12/03 at 6:18pm:
I'm not sure I understand you BBB.  Are you saying that when the heroes enter a building, they play it out on a seperate tile?  Grin


I can't believe no one had quoted this before!

Hey asshole, it was like the second quote on this thread.  I think BBB just won the second double quote award.  Guess he should add it to his sig now, too. --Wolf
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Reply #98 - 04/29/10 at 12:41am
 
Aaaand I needed to follow up with this:

Biff wrote on 02/02/09 at 12:31pm:
Wolf wrote on 02/01/09 at 10:59pm:
That's what "hot seat" means, right?  Players take turns switching out from the "hot seat", playing their turns, then the other player gets on.


So what you're saying is, one player takes his turn, on the hot seat, then the other player gets on, takes their turn, on the hot seat, right?

I wonder if they have to do this on separate tiles.

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Reply #99 - 08/26/10 at 1:46pm
 
Heroquestelf wrote on 08/26/10 at 5:41am:
You know, you guys obsess on gayness an awful lot. One might wonder if you have something to hide... hmmm...?

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

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I don't think we are trying to hide anything...


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