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Reply #40 - 03/29/07 at 1:27am
 
Malechi wrote on 03/28/07 at 5:43pm:

FREE BEER!



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I've never noticed how much "Free Beer" can sound like "I'm a fucking asshole" before.
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Reply #41 - 07/27/07 at 11:10am
 
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The one gay... to rule them all...


CowHornMotherfucker wrote on 07/27/07 at 9:10am:
5 brown rings for the Gay Elven Kings.......... Cry

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Reply #42 - 09/08/07 at 12:15pm
 
Glaurung has the following idea:

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Years from now, when we're all ready to retire from the game, we could create a quest where the heroes unmask Morcar as Mentor and then kick his ass.

Now that would be sweet.


What a fucking beauty.... Grin
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Reply #43 - 09/09/07 at 5:24am
 
Flint wrote on 09/08/07 at 12:15pm:
Glaurung has the following idea:





Yeah, I'm having a change of heart on that one. The ending is too Fight Club, not enough Scooby Doo. What if, after revealing Morcar to be Mentor all along, they pull off his mask to reveal some randomer, like Prince Magnus or Sir Ragnar. Or how about that dude who runs the armoury?!

"Huh, it was Henry the salesman all along!"

"And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you lousy heroes."




Or maybe not.
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Reply #44 - 10/22/07 at 11:31am
 
Biff wrote on 10/22/07 at 10:10am:
I still like the look of Reaper figures a LOT better than the "constipated flexing asshole with a helmet that has a castle and a small town and dudes on horses playing chess upside-down next to a waterfall" bullshit piece of crap idiot butt fucking poses that GW comes up with.
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Reply #45 - 01/17/08 at 12:14am
 
cyber333 wrote on 01/10/08 at 4:15pm:
undeniably! I don't think we've had a Ogre is gay topic for a while.... I'm just waiting to see what Naked_Ninja injects into this....



zepgodiria wrote on 01/10/08 at 4:24pm:
I really don't want to see what Naked Ninja injects into Ogre's gayness.    Cheesy
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Reply #46 - 01/17/08 at 4:09pm
 
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Roots as in rooting someone... as in buggering?

Eats, Roots and leaves....

like it eats, then fucks your ass, then it's gone.

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Reply #47 - 01/17/08 at 10:50pm
 
hahahaha that one is classic - what topic did it come from?
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Reply #48 - 01/17/08 at 10:59pm
 
cyber333 wrote on 01/17/08 at 10:50pm:
hahahaha that one is classic - what topic did it come from?


Ironically, The Non Gayness of Ogre...
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Reply #49 - 01/29/08 at 2:29pm
 
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Careful lotus, these fags don't like talk of people not being gay.


So true.
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Reply #50 - 01/29/08 at 2:37pm
 
cyber333 wrote on 01/14/08 at 11:21am:
i think we can be somewhat compared to jesus.....

he turns water to wine... we turn topics to shit  Grin


That's fucking FUNNY.
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Reply #51 - 01/29/08 at 11:28pm
 
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Hey fuck you guys!  I actually have very good grammar and spelling.  My excuse is that I was likely drunk when I came up with those names.

You faggots keep bitching and the new ranks will be:

Tiny Misshaped Pecker

Dripping with unnatural essences Cock

Is that Cauliflower On My Dick?

Gigantic Man Cock Close to my Mouth

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I can't believe that fit up my ass!


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Reply #52 - 01/30/08 at 1:11am
 
Yeah, change them ranks over. Awesome.

Change the forum name to "Old Scratches Gonad Lovers Emporium" as well.

Let's go with it.

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Reply #53 - 04/15/08 at 10:15am
 
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Actually Jason, I believe it's pronounced cock...
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Reply #54 - 04/21/08 at 8:05am
 
Malechi wrote on 04/21/08 at 12:00am:
I have never fucked with someone simply because they had a foreign accent (I have, however, fucked lovely ladies with foreign accents!  8) ... Foreign accents are simply irresistible to me on a cute woman.)

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The best thing about foreign women is that even if you have lived in the same place your whole life, it's like your dick gets to travel.


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Reply #55 - 05/15/08 at 11:08am
 
Naked Ninja wrote on 05/15/08 at 12:07am:
Who is this "fatling" of which you speak.

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Reply #56 - 10/10/08 at 10:29am
 
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Answer your pm's....


Arcade floret bobongo muwanga wrote on 08/06/08 at 3:38am:
and comb your hair !


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And get a job!


Arcade floret bobongo muwanga wrote on 08/06/08 at 12:01pm:
and put away that crack pipe !


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And get a job!


Arcade floret bobongo muwanga wrote on 08/07/08 at 1:53am:
and use your staff to attack diagonally !

That one had me rolling!

Naked Ninja wrote on 08/07/08 at 3:45am:
or anally  Shocked

ouch !

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Reply #57 - 10/10/08 at 11:01am
 
Naked Ninja wrote on 03/23/08 at 9:51pm:
I always liked the "Pan and Goat" statue recovered from Pompeii.

www.norms.ca/HTML/Italy/Images/Positano-Capri/Pom-Art3-b-0152.jpg

I would like a range of minatures based on this type of art to create a dungeon scene of forbiden lust and obscene pleasures. You know the kind of stuff I mean. Devils with gigantic penises, women with snake tounges, cloven hooves and extra breasts etc. You know, that sort of thing.

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Mortimer wrote on 03/23/08 at 11:37pm:
Dude, I know you aussies are into that kind of thing ... and blame your close neighbours to hide the fact, but thats so Not Safe For... Fucking Anywhere.

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Reply #58 - 11/20/08 at 1:43am
 
Biff wrote on 05/31/05 at 9:33pm:
>>> Writting Style >>>>>
 
   The first thing that surprised me is the writting style of the
document. I don't say it is bad, it's your writting style, but I was
really surprised when you actually insult the reader in various way by
saying that he is cheap or stupid.  


Quoting that guy who did the review of Dungeon Crawl's instruction manual, by way of Biff's post.
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Reply #59 - 11/21/08 at 4:16pm
 
Mohawk wrote on 08/17/08 at 8:34am:
Is there any point to the Ring of Power, other than the Heroes' having to destroy it in the Pit of Chaos as a condition of clearing the Quest? If not, it seems like there is a lot of wasted potential there. Undecided


Mohawk wrote on 08/18/08 at 7:22pm:
So what would happen if the Heroes failed to destroy the ring, then? Would Morcar/Zargon player eventually triumph over Mentor and take over the entire world?


Mortimer wrote on 08/19/08 at 1:15am:
Yes, next time your group meets, tell them "Sorry, Morcar won, the world is destroyed, you guys suck"


HAHAHAHA!!!  Love it!
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