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Reply #20 - 10/25/04 at 6:08am
 
Malechi wrote on 10/23/04 at 10:27am:
Just don't do it with a permanent marker on the computer screen ...

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Somebody give Malechi some tampons, he seems to be having problems with his periods.
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Reply #21 - 10/25/04 at 5:41pm
 
on: Sep 15th, 2003, 5:32pm Sirhc wrote:
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My friend, the DM, plans this elaborate adventure for close to two weeks, the whole time trying to intice me into playing some game where we pretend to run around wield swords... Not too excited at this point.  
 Two days later, we check with parents for the ok on the sleeping over bit (no, this wasn't two weeks ago... We were like... 23... . And... That night, the Adventure continues!!!  
 Sorta. By the time I had purchased my gear... Mind you, I had yet to put it on... It was  3am, and sleep was upon us. The next day... After four hours of intense game play, I made it out the armory, and next door to the smith's shop.  
 Later that night... I had managed to meet a pixie, and found myself still in town. That's after fucking close to 12hours of playing!!! And yes... I failed my save throw at the tavern, sneezed in my ale from the fizz, snorted half the damn pint, fell off the chair, and snapped my neck. I was dead... And I never got to even pull my weapon out in anger!
  And that was it. I said fuck it! I think we played that X-Men rpg after that.  We never played that again.
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Reply #22 - 10/26/04 at 1:12am
 
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Hi guys, I have some miniatures I am trying to get rid of. let me list them for y'all.

I have an entire fellowship from the fellowship box set.  With TWO aragorns.. one with broken sword(not narsil)


Oi, that's good stuff!
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Reply #23 - 11/22/04 at 6:35am
 
From a discussion on the Combat Dice:

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. . .     Next, I just coloured the sides, 3 red sides, 2 white sides, and 1 black side.  Sort of confusing at first, and it looked kind of back-woodsy (I'm from the hills of Kentucky, I should know back-woods when I see it Wink ) . . .

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Reply #24 - 12/14/04 at 4:36am
 
Mortimer wrote on 10/06/04 at 8:58pm:
Did it just get gayer in here?



G-bob wrote on 10/07/04 at 4:29am:
Is that even possible?

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Reply #25 - 12/20/04 at 7:29am
 
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Exploration my ass.  If it was exploration then they'd have picks and shovels, not magical swords and shit.  They might as well have made a game about going into your own house and saying "What's on the other side?!"
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Reply #26 - 08/22/05 at 5:43pm
 
Hmm, no ones been funny so far this year Sad
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Reply #27 - 12/27/05 at 10:51pm
 
could it be related to me being missing for almost 1 year, and not being able to agitate the blender
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Reply #28 - 12/27/05 at 10:51pm
 
I miss the old Ogre is gay topics
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Reply #29 - 12/28/05 at 4:07am
 
Did that ever have its own thread?  Should have.
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Reply #30 - 12/28/05 at 4:17am
 
I think we did have random "its ogre's gay apreciation day" and topics of the likes Wink
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Reply #31 - 01/06/06 at 3:01am
 
And then there was the Ogre hate week. Brings a tear to my eye it does.
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Reply #32 - 01/06/06 at 1:38pm
 
Ha that was a good week.
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Reply #33 - 06/09/06 at 9:39pm
 
Biff wrote on 06/09/06 at 4:48pm:
I have a private jet.  But you can only ride on it if your a dick or a pussy.

HA!  GET IT!?  PRIVATE JET!  OH MY GOD I'M MALECHI!
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Reply #34 - 06/11/06 at 1:26pm
 
G-bob wrote on 06/10/06 at 9:50pm:

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Reply #35 - 06/13/06 at 12:16pm
 
Biff wrote on 05/20/06 at 9:51am:
Well how the fuck would pague be pronounced?  Like plague without the l?  That's glay.


This just cracked me up -  Anyway I would pronounce it like that, but them Im english, or maybe just GLAY!  Grin
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Reply #36 - 06/13/06 at 3:18pm
 
Tianna Starfall wrote on 06/13/06 at 3:16am:
Yes, I was playing around with that, it dosnt look like it is possible - but it SHOULD  be!  Damn computers!!


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Reply #37 - 06/19/06 at 7:29pm
 
zepgodiria wrote on 06/19/06 at 5:51am:
Here's an interesting story.  I used to be a groundskeeper at the university I go to.  Once a year this guy i worked with would have to go to the morgue at one of the local hospitals to pick up the cadavers for the gross anatomy class.  He needed some help on one of these special occasions and I gladly offered my services (how often do you get to drive a van full of corpses around!).  Well it turns out that this was a bigger load than usual due to record enrollment.  We had to pick up something like 18 bodies (we are a small school).  Turns out they didn't have enough body bags for all 18 bodies so we had to double up several of them.  When we unloaded the bodies at the school I was standing to the side watching as some of the grad students assisting us pulled an old dead lady off of an old dead guy.  Last thing I got to see was some hairy old dead balls.  Hows that for a visual! Cheesy

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Reply #38 - 07/12/06 at 9:58am
 
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WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING CHARTS EITHER YOU FUCKING GLASSES!


Malechi wrote on 09/14/03 at 7:04am:
Wha... huh?? What the fuck did you just say?

???

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I just read this at work and it took all I had to keep from bustin out loud with laughter!
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Reply #39 - 07/13/06 at 1:38pm
 
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Malechi wrote on 07/12/06 at 12:27pm:
Did he just say Farm Store? ???

Cool, I need a new cow.


Get me one while you're there...
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