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Reply #100 - 08/27/10 at 2:03am
 
Biff wrote on 08/26/10 at 3:09pm:
Who's in denial?  We're all gay here!

(see how that works?  you call someone a fag and they say "yep," you can't really feel like you got one over on em)  Grin

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Legolasbaker has stated: the original European series of Hero Quest, has reached the apex of playability for a board game."
 
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Reply #101 - 08/27/10 at 4:50pm
 
In explaining how Dungeon Crawl was similar to Principia Dischordia.

Heroquestelf wrote on 08/27/10 at 3:42pm:
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Oh well, not really worried about it.  We all know my game will dominate the market and I will soon unite all countries under the banner of drinking and killing monsters and everyone will speak English instead of those funny languages, all countries will stop using Monopoly money and start using the US dollar, and we can shoot the Metric System into outer space to confuse aliens.


THAT is what reminded me of it.

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Reply #102 - 08/31/10 at 8:56pm
 
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                                                 "almost there, trust me"


Hahaha!  Nice!
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Reply #103 - 10/11/10 at 2:07am
 
Wolf wrote on 10/11/10 at 12:34am:
Hey, don't make fun of some guy.  According to some guy, who realized science, science has reached the zenith of belief systems, according to some guy.  All other belief systems which were not realized by some guy are not the zenith of belief systems.  I'm gonna go start the only official belief in science web site with the official approval by SCIENCE!
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Legolasbaker has stated: the original European series of Hero Quest, has reached the apex of playability for a board game."
 
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Reply #104 - 11/24/10 at 9:12am
 
Heroquestelf wrote on 11/24/10 at 3:03am:
Ogre, you're current avatar is causing me nightmares.

"You shall not pa...  Oh, okay... just be gentle as you pass... it's my first time."


This shit had me in stitches.

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I find it laughable that between Gandalf and Legolas you assume Gandalf is the one taking it.


And then this happened.

Arcade floret bobongo muwanga wrote on 11/24/10 at 8:05am:
Legolas is definitely Gandalfs bitch !

Look at him wanting a hug afterwards, while Gandy just wants to play Xbox after shooting his muck !  


And then this.  Come on, man, muck?!

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Reply #105 - 11/26/10 at 5:24am
 
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Reply #106 - 01/08/11 at 10:54am
 
After I came up with a system of giving the wizard a chance to cast spells a few extra times...

Arcade floret bobongo muwanga wrote on 01/08/11 at 6:26am:
But when you think of your typical game as the wizard, 50% of the time your wizard is going to act normal as realised by Stephen Baker. However now he has the potential for awesomeness; like double genie'ing the gargoyle or healing all the heroes. But the potential is so slight I cant see anyone going overboard and risking wasting their best spells.


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Reply #107 - 01/24/11 at 4:09am
 
Some crazy stuff posted in this topic.  I  LOL- ed.  HeroQuest Chaos Warrior
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Reply #108 - 04/10/11 at 6:40pm
 
Biff wrote on 04/10/11 at 7:36am:
Haha... when putting threads back on track is controversial, you know you're at Old Scratch.


It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Reply #109 - 04/10/11 at 8:08pm
 
Wolf wrote on 04/10/11 at 6:40pm:
Biff wrote on 04/10/11 at 7:36am:
Haha... when putting threads back on track is controversial, you know you're at Old Scratch.


It's funny 'cause it's true.  


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Reply #110 - 04/10/11 at 8:45pm
 
Hey, that's the guy who taught me what sarcasm is!
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Reply #111 - 04/17/11 at 10:23pm
 
Biff wrote on 04/14/11 at 10:48am:
What's your Bend Bars/Lift Gates modifier?!



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Nerd arguments.  Love this shit.
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Reply #112 - 04/22/11 at 6:44am
 
AHhahahaha

It actually doesn't go that high...
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Reply #113 - 04/22/11 at 7:34am
 
Bitches max out at 50%?
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Reply #115 - 04/22/11 at 2:53pm
 
I think the first rule of "forum funniest quotes" is that you don't post your own work there....
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Reply #116 - 04/22/11 at 4:37pm
 
But doesn't that violate Rule #1?
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Reply #117 - 04/23/11 at 9:04am
 
How about rule # FUCKFART?  It states "Shut up and just post funny quotes in here."

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Reply #118 - 06/11/11 at 6:13pm
 
From the thread about GW switching from metal to resin:

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Resin is also CHEAPER than metal, the cost hike is probably more due to the fact that they had the expense of retooling everything for resin production, and I wouldn't be surprised if we see a price decrease in the future(a shocking prediction, I know).


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!  Good one, Ogre!  *wipes tears from his eye*
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Reply #119 - 06/15/11 at 7:51pm
 
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You fag. We missed your fagoty bald faggy looking fagness....



Luke Vaughn wrote on 12/01/03 at 9:39pm:
Damn dude, now I know why your called Ogre. You'd probably call the pope fag if he posted a message here.   Grin



Naked Ninja wrote on 12/02/03 at 12:08am:
That's just Ogres way of saying he wants to have my baby.



mfalk wrote on 12/02/03 at 7:46am:
and here come the savory discussions of rectal impregnation...



bigbadbarrios wrote on 12/02/03 at 8:31am:
Errr, uhhh, let's get back on topic!  



mfalk wrote on 12/02/03 at 2:37pm:
excellent idea...what was it?



Biff wrote on 12/02/03 at 3:45pm:
Rec... tum... blood?
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