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09/12/03 at 12:29pm
 
Okay so I was just reading this post, and I decided that we need a Funniest Quotes board.  So here it is.  Copy a post that someone else posted and paste it in here.  Please, don't post your own post.  Only shit you read of other people's that actually made you laugh.
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Reply #1 - 09/12/03 at 12:33pm
 
I love the part about nanna's tea set... just too good.  Cheesy

Naked Ninja wrote on 09/12/03 at 12:25pm:
nah fuck it. i used to be under the impression that that might attract a few more people if that was the case, but then I thought, stiff shit. I think being able to post what you feel like is the go. I'd rather come here with just the 10 of us (or however many it is) and talk shit, rather than come here with 50 people discussing how to polish my nannas tea set. now while I'm on the topic nanna says a nice soft lint free cloth and some turtle wax is the go. any other suggestions ?
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Reply #2 - 09/17/03 at 1:24pm
 
I liked this one Smiley

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A possible idea would be to play out the buildin on a separate tile.
instead of a 3x5 crowded room, you could play the room on a separate tile, therefore when the heroes enter a building, you play it out on a separate tile, just an idea.

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I'm not sure I understand you BBB.  Are you saying that when the heroes enter a building, they play it out on a seperate tile?  


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Reply #3 - 09/17/03 at 11:15pm
 
I like this one

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Okay so I was just reading this post, and I decided that we need a Funniest Quotes board.  So here it is.  Copy a post that someone else posted and paste it in here.  Please, don't post your own post.  Only shit you read of other people's that actually made you laugh.

HAR Ha HAR! HAR HAR ha Ha
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God i'm an ass


Edit by ROD!:  Yeah you are.  Let's keep quotes only on this topic!

Edit by Ogre: Hey.. this is a quote...
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Reply #4 - 09/18/03 at 1:46am
 
Heres my entry for the most hilarious post of all time:

From the original Old Scratch HQ Forum, Thread: "June Bugs Are Stupid"       on July 11, 2003, 06:51:53 PM Naked Ninja (aka Bad Boy at that time) wrote:

I don't think Scratch is a homer sexual, but I'm pretty sure that bloke he rooted the other night is.

I think I might be gay. My neighbours cat keeps lifting it's tail and pointing it's date at me. I find it strangely arousing even though I'm pretty sure it's a boy cat. Maybe if I put a little dress and some makeup on him, it will make me feel better and not so sexually confused.


Every part of this post cracks me up!

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Reply #5 - 09/18/03 at 12:38pm
 
Wolf wrote on 09/18/03 at 12:31pm:
What if I like it that way?  What if I'm really gay?  What if I came to this forum because everyone else here is also gay?  What if we all live in a gay gay world?  Can I bend over in the shower now?


Nuff said.
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Reply #6 - 09/18/03 at 1:02pm
 
Venita wrote on 09/18/03 at 11:42am:
Old picture of Wolf and Alyson.  Jealous?


Malechi wrote on 09/18/03 at 11:58am:
Actually, yeah I am...

Angry

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Venita wrote on 09/18/03 at 12:08pm:
That was right before I made out with her...

Oh. That never happened.  Tongue


Malechi wrote on 09/18/03 at 12:13pm:
Now that's what this board needs more of Girl on Girl Action! Woohoo!

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Malechi went from a mad face to a fuck-grin in 15 minutes.  Nice.  Smiley


Mad face to a fuck-grin!  Laughing my ass off!
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Reply #7 - 02/16/04 at 9:01pm
 
Naked Ninja wrote on 02/16/04 at 2:52pm:
What a dick. A french postman threw your elf quest in a fountain. Thats the lamest thing I ever heard.
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Reply #8 - 02/18/04 at 11:20am
 
G-bob wrote on 02/17/04 at 8:46pm:
Anyway, that is why I like HeroQuest. Just pure old HeroQuest. I also just drink plain old BEER! None of this watered down lo-cal lo-carb "light" honey wheat crap! It is beer not bread for crissake!! I'm going to bed!
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Reply #9 - 02/18/04 at 3:37pm
 
Mortimer talking about HQ comercial
I remember it having some old geezer looking angry, and some dungeons, and some dude who I think was supposed to be a goblin and it made lots of threats like "If you can survive the dungeon and its monsters, you cuntsnickering little punk!" well not exactly that but you know.
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Reply #10 - 03/10/04 at 8:06pm
 
I'm surprised nobody put it in here, but this was the funniest thing I've read in this forum.  In response to seeing a picture of New Scratch...

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When are you gonna paint him?


I was rolling when I read this!
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Reply #11 - 05/28/04 at 8:47am
 
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NN is from "Naked Ninja Sex Slaves", a porno movie I've been wanting to make for ages. It's about me and half a dozen hot asian babes who happen to be ninjas. I get to pork them and send them out on ninja errends. Kinda like charlies angels with extra lucy lui's and me and my penis playing the part of the Charlie type charachter.

Naked Ninja.
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Reply #12 - 06/09/04 at 7:43pm
 
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Anyways... Thinking I will be making a 10mm order my next paycheck...  
I'll try to get some 10mm pictures up soon.



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Make the pictures bigger than 10mm ...

Oh, never mind.



This just made me burst out laughing at the office.
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Reply #13 - 07/07/04 at 5:41am
 
G-bob wrote on 07/06/04 at 7:45pm:
G-bob says: "Ogre, Could you list Oubliette's character classes"

Ogre says: "I'm not going to list all my character classes! There is way too many character classes in Oubliette to list"



Absolutely hilarious!!
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Reply #14 - 07/13/04 at 10:54pm
 
Taken out of context, this is hilarious.  

D.O.A. wrote on 07/13/04 at 9:09am:
Old Scratch, get off you lazy butt and finish that big dude that is sitting on your table!!


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Reply #15 - 07/20/04 at 2:50pm
 
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I have layers of gay...

Gayers... some would say...


Just... yeah.
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Reply #16 - 07/26/04 at 3:03pm
 
AND THE ONE CALLED NICODEMUS SAID!

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Vaughn, I don't have a wife... but my girlfriend has substituted the Heroes as well.  Sure I complained a little, and I felt kinda strange about it... but now they're a regular part of our "special specials", and other bedroom antics... But Vaughn, I gotta tell ya... if she tries to stick any of 'em up your bum don't feel weird, if you're curious just go with it.  Or if not, you can just say "that's exit only baby... let's se how you like it up the chute instead?"... I'd go for the second choice personally, the other one would be gay, to say the least.


It'd be even funnir if he said "The ol chute" ...hehehehe...
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Reply #17 - 07/27/04 at 7:54pm
 
Wolf wrote on 07/27/04 at 2:01pm:
Cartoony or not cartoony, figures that wear horses and chickens on their heads suck no matter who makes them.  It just happens that only GW makes that kind of figure.  I mean, really, do people actually buy that shit and say, "Check out this $15 knight figure I just got!  He's got a gorilla's balls on his helmet cause he's from the Gorilla's Balls Knights.  Those balls look so tight!"  I doubt it.


I really think the Gorilla's Balls Knights might make an appearance in Dungeon Crawl.
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Reply #18 - 08/02/04 at 11:21am
 
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G-bob: How about "Mr Dice Guy" ? I like it! I'm going to use that one!
Old Scratch: Haha Mr Dice Guy, that's a good one.
Opal: Biggest.  Geek.  Ever.
G-bob: You don't like it? OK.....No more Mr Dice Guy!!!  
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Reply #19 - 10/23/04 at 12:46pm
 
bigbadbarrios Quote:
Hey, She's good... see she figured out it was poo all by herself.  


Venita Quote:
I deserve a pat on the back.


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Or a pat on the face.  WITH A FIST!  HA!
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